- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
heck yeah, Halloween H20 is on!
Me: The Bitch (Aw, Nuts! I was hoping for the crazy man)
Location: Summer Camp
Killer: Vengeful Parent
Sin of preference: Drugs
Death/Wound: Slashed with machete
Do you survive: No
The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each
this is so british
i want to this to be my life, live in a clean white apparment somewhere in london or Europe and i want to be a part of fashion and have a job either as a stylist or journalist and i want to smoke and wear fur coats and only eat veggies and raw foods and be thin, And at night i want to attend cool parties and talk to models and designers and go shopping not worrying about my bills because ill have lots of money and cool black and white clothes hung up on a thin silver rack in my room thats open and light filled with air and good smells from my perfume and body cream, one day hopefully…
we can be roommates because that is literally what i am going to do with my life
what the hell, we can all room together
i think thats just what everyone on tumblr wants…
Fuck that, this sounds like my worst nightmare.
Ha!! Right on!